i am so done with this week already just let it be sunday let’s get this shit over with

baby: m...m...
mom: mommy?
baby: mycaruba

achievementt-teeth:

Happy Birthday Achievement Hunter

bring-me-the-pizzas:

This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day

bring-me-the-pizzas:

This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

metrobussy:

大きな肉の爪 || Big Meaty Aesthetic 

metrobussy:

大きな肉の爪 || Big Meaty Aesthetic 

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek