i just really want to punch you in the face. a lot. fuCK you’re annoying
meowkind:
when fandoms reduce a character u like down to a shitty joke 
zackisontumblr:
sometimes i still think about that half hour of my life wasted on the kony video
wait… are people not allowed to swear on american chat shows? have i become too used to graham norton and just assume that chat shows are actually full of filth.
saw bruce springsteen tonight, what a legend.
queendread:
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
fierda:
mychemical—romance:
Bonus track off of the album, “The Black Parade”.
Something special to listen to as you scroll through your Tumblr dashboard.
nayx:
samantha bee is my favourite person
morrissarty:
paulandthemccartneys:
HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES
A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
Holy shit A+ casting puns
i’m almost 100% positive that billy connolly wasn’t a part of monty python. at least not in a big way
morning…ish. imma make brownies today.
sonicsea:
men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
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lindsaylohoean:
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
itsbetterthananal:
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i thought we were all in this together