cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpio: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

trying to think of a good song for one of my guys in the musical i’m directing

mochakimono:

[Pan version]
[Queer version] [Gay version]
[Ace version] [Demi version]
Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No

witchbat:

a comic i threw together earlier because i’m very stressed out

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

biscuitpotato:

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

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brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

image

of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

snoopdad:

snoopdad:

now this is the kind of content i’m looking for

let’s all take a look at this again

weloveshortvideos:

When your crush becomes single

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick