i just really want to punch you in the face. a lot. fuCK you’re annoying
when fandoms reduce a character u like down to a shitty joke
sometimes i still think about that half hour of my life wasted on the kony video
wait… are people not allowed to swear on american chat shows? have i become too used to graham norton and just assume that chat shows are actually full of filth.
saw bruce springsteen tonight, what a legend.
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
Bonus track off of the album, “The Black Parade”.
Something special to listen to as you scroll through your Tumblr dashboard.
samantha bee is my favourite person
HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES
A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
Holy shit A+ casting puns
i’m almost 100% positive that billy connolly wasn’t a part of monty python. at least not in a big way
morning…ish. imma make brownies today.
men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i thought we were all in this together